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Dia Vinte e um


Today was a high point. We moved into our place today and the first thing I see when I open my eyes tomorrow morning will be the motherfucking ocean.

Ah yes yes yes, I’ve been waiting for this day, and it has finally come. Blender, baby – five speeds plus a turbo version. I’m getting goat’s colostrum shipped from over 5,000 miles away for morning smoothes. They call it liquid gold; it’s a mother goat’s first milk, yellowish in substance, full of antibodies, disease-fighting agents, and anti-aging propertinies.

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