Sauerpower’s here to ensure productivity and efficiency, as well as videotape the story of our budding business. Since his arrival, goals have gone up on the wall, trello boards have gotten spun up, meditation sessions have become a daily occurrence, cooking has become communal, and I have been forced to report my progress every hour on the hour like a goddamn child godammit. Anyways, things are looking a lot more hopeful now.
Welcome aboard, Ção Pão. My fave thing so far was sitting on a lighthouse in Olhão with our legs dangling over the ocean while you told us that you wanted to visit the moon and win the Nobel Peace Prize.