Sauer Power has two main focuses at Super Serious Company: operational efficiency and getting everything on tape for your viewing pleasure. He also leads daily meditation practices at sunrise every morning; Neil has yet to attend.
Is someone having fun? Oh, oh, I’m sorry; okay, we’re having fun now? Super Serious Company is two-thirds of its way to bankruptcy, you little turds. Get back to work!
Yea – no one fucks around on Sauer’s watch.
But sometimes Santi and Neil fall behind, and Sauer is forced to get rearry rearry seriousry.
On day one of joining the company, Sauer told Neil and Santi about the time he had to kill a chicken, and the blade was dull as a butter knife. He was in charge of holding the wings and let go halfway through the operation, resulting in a bloody mess all over the kitchen. We’re not sure if this was some sort of metaphor.
Sauer taking a lil’ break from kickin' ass to enjoy a good ole fashioned quesadila.
Andrew has a very long history of enabling Santi’s antics.
Sauer’s pastimes include reading, yoga, and stacking Ecuadorian children.
Sauer shredding gnar.
This is from the one time Sauer got into Neil’s beauty supplies. Neil hides them in his nightstand now. Oh, oops.
Sauer photoshopped into a beautiful landscape to appear more rugged.
Sauer at his vegetarian friend's dinner party.
Pigtails all up in the public sector.
“Kaman, one more. Yes, yes you can.”
An asylum escapees waking up on day 4 of the getaway.
Some people look like their dogs, and some people go the extra mile and also act like their dogs.
Sauer still coordinates all his outfits to match his beautiful bright blue eyes.
We'll just leave this here.